Step-monster

We are celebrating my dad's birthday tomorrow. I'm cooking him dinner. Now you would think "aww how nice". Unfortunately his wife, who I call the "step-monster" has to come too. I'm not usually a mean or violent person but I really want to punch this woman in the face.

Now, my dad has told me that they will fight on the way home because it's been a week since his actual birthday and she never said "Happy Birthday". I should be freaked out by this but I'm hoping this will be the fight that ends it all!!

For those of you who are completely confused - join the rest of us. They have been married about a year and a half and for at least 9 months of that time they have been living in separate houses. Confusing and totally weird?? Yep.