WTF?

OK so my dad just called me from work. The only times he's done that it's been bad news. I'm out of grandparents to loose so I knew it wasn't that. He actually started the conversation with "So, how's work?". Screw that tell me why you are trying to give me a heart attack!

It turns out he has finally decided he wants to divorce the monster!! (So he claims) He wanted me to go online and find forms for him (he doesn't have the money for a lawyer). I was in complete shock! I might go over there just to make sure he actually fills them out!!!!