Funny things heard at Panini's

1. "If they take off any more clothes I'm gonna loose it!"

2. "I'm gonna ask him if I can suck his dick" Said by a man cause this guys shirt said Eat Italian

3. "Grab his wallet he only has one good arm anyhow!" The guy had a broken arm

4. "He looks like a Nazi" Said about the bouncer/bar back

5. "Is there a weight limit to be a waitress here?"